BEER OLYMPICS 2026

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 17th @ NOON

THE OLYMPIC STORY

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17th @ NOON

Welcome to the 11th Semi-Quasi-Annual Beer Olympics, where a well-seasoned liver, a bit of blind luck, and a trivial amount of hand-eye coordination are all you need to become etched into the annals of alcoholism.

The winners will join drinking legends like “your one uncle who’s no longer invited to Thanksgiving” and “that guy from college who’s no longer allowed within 100 feet of schools or government buildings.” The losers? Well, at least they’ll still be drunk.

Each country will be made up of three athletes (or four, if you want to split up the drinking more). If you’ve got a squad, register together. If you have no friends, go solo and we’ll find you two random degenerates to compete with. Themed uniforms are not required but are strongly encouraged.

Due to high demand, there is a cap to the number of teams that can compete, so RSVP as soon as possible to secure your spot in the greatest athletic competition that ever did exist (in this fiscal quarter).